GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's discuss about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a movie scene.